I had a great time last night in Fells Point, MD. Me and 2 of my friends were supposed to be meeting up with 2 girls my friend had met from a previous encounter. It was a blind date kind of situation just 2 girls instead of 3 because my other friend got a girl already, she ain’t having that. So we arrive at the Horse club in fells point around 11:00pm, the 2 girls text my friend and say there by the bar in the back. We go to the back and we see 2 girls that look like Danny Devito with long hair, compared to the other girls in the club these girls just did not belong they were out of there element, they should have starred in the 5th element. I told my friend to go talk to them but don’t introduce me, so he went over there and started dancing with them which was nice because everybody need love “just not my love”. I proceeded on my hunt and started looking for other girls that were more human looking to dance with I found a few and was able to enjoy myself despite almost being devoured by 2 Aliens. Life’s an Adventure.